Dear Fellow Diver:
New Caledonia can be summed up in two words: remote and fascinating.
  American visitors are rare (they're mostly French, Japanese and Korean and a
  few Aussies), and that's a pity. A French island of 250,000 people that's 1,000
  miles northeast of Australia, New Caledonia boasts the world's largest coral
  lagoon. Almost 1,000 miles of fringing reef surround the 250 mile-long island,
  and it's mostly untouched. My wife and I visited in December for 11 days, our
  goal being to dive what are considered three of the best destinations: Noumea,
  Hienghene and the Isle des Pins (we didn't have enough time to visit the island
  of Lifou). Noumea, the capital city and home to two-thirds of the population,
  is upscale and modern, thanks to high wages paid by the nickel-mining industry.
  I rented a car at the airport, 30 miles north of town. Roads are excellent. Of
  the many fine hotels in Noumea, I chose Le Meridien, which is on the lovely Anse
  Vata beach and offers package deals with its sister hotel on Isle des Pins. All
  the restaurants I tried were good (this is part of France, after all), my favorite
  being Le P'Tit Café, a 15-minute drive from Le Meridien.
 Due to time constraints, we dove just one day in Noumea with Abyss Plongee.
  The dives that day were at Passe de Dumbea, a 25-minute Zodiac ride from the
  harbor. Because the Zodiacs are uncovered, it was a rough and wet ride. The
  crew helped set up and handle our gear (I had my own gear, my wife rented). The
  divemasters were friendly but rushed through dive briefings. Some speak limited
  English, so it was tough for some to understand instructions and I too, had
  difficulties, though I speak fluent French. However, enough English is spoken
  at hotels, restaurants, etc., that it is not difficult for a diver who doesn't
  speak French to have an enjoyable experience. (Dive package tours are available
  through Australian outfitters.)
Due to time constraints, we dove just one day in Noumea with Abyss Plongee.
  The dives that day were at Passe de Dumbea, a 25-minute Zodiac ride from the
  harbor. Because the Zodiacs are uncovered, it was a rough and wet ride. The
  crew helped set up and handle our gear (I had my own gear, my wife rented). The
  divemasters were friendly but rushed through dive briefings. Some speak limited
  English, so it was tough for some to understand instructions and I too, had
  difficulties, though I speak fluent French. However, enough English is spoken
  at hotels, restaurants, etc., that it is not difficult for a diver who doesn't
  speak French to have an enjoyable experience. (Dive package tours are available
  through Australian outfitters.)
My first dive was a drift at the Passe,
  followed by a 60-foot dive at the Mur aux
  Loches site, an amazing wall about 100 yards
  long and 60 feet high, and frequented by dozens
  of white-tip sharks, very similar in numbers
  to those at the Blue Corner in Palau.
  The two one-hour dives were great, but the
  rough, pounding Zodiac rides to and from were
  trying, at best.
 From Noumea, we drove eight hours
  through spectacular mountains, rainforests
  and nickel mines to Hienghene on the northeast
  coast (there is a shorter five-hour drive via Kone). We stayed at Koulnoue
  Village, a former Club Med, featuring
  round "bungalows" designed like native
  huts on lovely grounds full of fruit
  trees. Rooms are small, but have most
  amenities, including cable TV (CNN in
  English), refrigerators and air conditioning.
  It's a touristy resort, with a
  swimming pool, golf driving range, kayaking,
  okay beach snorkeling, and miles
  of trails to explore. All meals were
  buffet, and featured a wide and everchanging
  variety of fresh meat, fish,
  veggies, salad and dessert courses each
  day. Lots of lychee, an island staple.
  Breakfast buffets also featured a variety
  of selections. Because the dive
  boats usually return after lunch, we made sandwiches from the breakfast buffet to
  take with us.
From Noumea, we drove eight hours
  through spectacular mountains, rainforests
  and nickel mines to Hienghene on the northeast
  coast (there is a shorter five-hour drive via Kone). We stayed at Koulnoue
  Village, a former Club Med, featuring
  round "bungalows" designed like native
  huts on lovely grounds full of fruit
  trees. Rooms are small, but have most
  amenities, including cable TV (CNN in
  English), refrigerators and air conditioning.
  It's a touristy resort, with a
  swimming pool, golf driving range, kayaking,
  okay beach snorkeling, and miles
  of trails to explore. All meals were
  buffet, and featured a wide and everchanging
  variety of fresh meat, fish,
  veggies, salad and dessert courses each
  day. Lots of lychee, an island staple.
  Breakfast buffets also featured a variety
  of selections. Because the dive
  boats usually return after lunch, we made sandwiches from the breakfast buffet to
  take with us.
The Babou Cote Ocean dive center was a mile away. We used our rental car,
  but the hotel will ferry guests, too. Dive sites were, once again, a 20- to
  30-minute ride to the outer reefs, but with near dead calm seas all three days,
  the rides were enjoyable on Babou's covered, seaworthy boats We saw dugungs and
  dolphins on the rides in and out, and Hienghene's outer reef was as nice as it
  gets. We dove the "Cathedrale" dive site twice, a wonderful series of underwater
  ravines, caverns tunnels and caves. Thousands of tiny reef fish of every conceivable
  color swarmed near the tops of the reef. Anemone clownfish were abundant,
  and I even swam near a five-foot grouper. Both hard and soft corals were
  extremely healthy everywhere, testament to the small population of the island
  that hasn't polluted its shores. Babou was such a friendly, laid-back dive operator,
  that I'm sure I could probably have convinced them to ad lib and take us to
  out-of-the-way dive sites. The staff spoke better English than those in Noumea.
 After a drive back to Noumea, we flew to Isle des Pins, southeast of the
  main island, famous for its beautiful beaches and forests of Norfolk Island pine.
  Because it receives the prevailing southeast winds from New Zealand, water temperatures
  were cooler -- 74 to 75 degrees, whereas in Noumea and Hienghene, it
  averaged 77 degrees. I longed for a 3mm wetsuit, a better fit here than the
  1mms we used up north. The Le Meridien, on a huge interior lagoon sheltered
  from the main ocean (perfect for snorkeling), is luxury incarnate. The beautifully
  appointed rooms had all the amenities
  -- TV, CD music system, refrigerator,
  luxury bathrobes and beautiful
  bathrooms. Dining was a mix of high-end
  French, Asian and seafood cuisine. The
  Kunie scuba center, the only dive operation
  on the island, is a 20-minute (and
  $30) van ride from the hotel. Nico, the
  likeable owner, is what the French call
  "tres sympathique." Diving was similar
  to Noumea and Hienghene, with a wide
  variety of every sort of marine life,
  even sea snakes! Visibility was 100-
  plus feet, but not quite as good as at
  Hienghene, where the dead-calm days made
  for sparkling- clear water. Most dives
  were 60 to 90 feet, and the boat ride
  is only 10 minutes from the dive center.
  The sites are near several small
  islands, so we were welcome to go ashore
  between dives if the ocean got rough.
After a drive back to Noumea, we flew to Isle des Pins, southeast of the
  main island, famous for its beautiful beaches and forests of Norfolk Island pine.
  Because it receives the prevailing southeast winds from New Zealand, water temperatures
  were cooler -- 74 to 75 degrees, whereas in Noumea and Hienghene, it
  averaged 77 degrees. I longed for a 3mm wetsuit, a better fit here than the
  1mms we used up north. The Le Meridien, on a huge interior lagoon sheltered
  from the main ocean (perfect for snorkeling), is luxury incarnate. The beautifully
  appointed rooms had all the amenities
  -- TV, CD music system, refrigerator,
  luxury bathrobes and beautiful
  bathrooms. Dining was a mix of high-end
  French, Asian and seafood cuisine. The
  Kunie scuba center, the only dive operation
  on the island, is a 20-minute (and
  $30) van ride from the hotel. Nico, the
  likeable owner, is what the French call
  "tres sympathique." Diving was similar
  to Noumea and Hienghene, with a wide
  variety of every sort of marine life,
  even sea snakes! Visibility was 100-
  plus feet, but not quite as good as at
  Hienghene, where the dead-calm days made
  for sparkling- clear water. Most dives
  were 60 to 90 feet, and the boat ride
  is only 10 minutes from the dive center.
  The sites are near several small
  islands, so we were welcome to go ashore
  between dives if the ocean got rough.
New Caledonia is environmentally fascinating, both above and below water.
I've made more than 500 dives in such destinations as Tahiti, Fiji, Palau, and
Vietnam, and this rates at the top of the South Pacific destinations list. It's
expensive to get there, expensive to stay and a long trip, but I found it completely
worthwhile. What also made it exotic was the lack of Americans. I booked
through South Pacific Adventure in Boulder, CO, which specializes in South
Pacific destinations, but this was the first time they had booked a New Caledonia
trip, which gives you an idea of how off-the-map it is. Because I want to see
more of the diving, I hope to find a scuba-equipped sailboat, because my hunch is
there are plenty of pristine dive sites for 1,000 miles along the barrier reef.
-- A.P.
 Divers Compass: We flew on Air Zealand from LAX to Auckland, then
  two hours to Noumea; if you miss the connection, you may have to
  stay over a day or two, as the Noumea flights run only four days
  a week . . . There are also flights here from Australia, Fiji,
  Tahiti and Japan . . . While our air, hotel and dive costs were
  all packaged together, most dive operators charge around $100
  for a two-tank day; the two Meridien hotels charge $400 to 500 a
  night, while Koulnoue Village averages $250, with meals included .
  . . Websites: South Pacific Adventure - www.southpacificadventure.com ; Le Meridien hotels - www.starwoodhotels.com/lemeridien ; Koulnoue Village - www.grands-hotels.nc/english/koulnoue.html
Divers Compass: We flew on Air Zealand from LAX to Auckland, then
  two hours to Noumea; if you miss the connection, you may have to
  stay over a day or two, as the Noumea flights run only four days
  a week . . . There are also flights here from Australia, Fiji,
  Tahiti and Japan . . . While our air, hotel and dive costs were
  all packaged together, most dive operators charge around $100
  for a two-tank day; the two Meridien hotels charge $400 to 500 a
  night, while Koulnoue Village averages $250, with meals included .
  . . Websites: South Pacific Adventure - www.southpacificadventure.com ; Le Meridien hotels - www.starwoodhotels.com/lemeridien ; Koulnoue Village - www.grands-hotels.nc/english/koulnoue.html