Dear Fellow Diver:
There's nothing like surfacing from a world-class
  dive and sharing the moment with a bunch of exuberant
  Italians. Although I couldn't decipher their lingo, I
  could definitely appreciate what they were jabbering about
  at the end of a 50-minute drift dive at Barracuda Point
  on Sipadan, where we'd seen almost every endemic species
  except barracudas.
 In 80-foot visibility, I had come across four mammoth
  green turtles lounging at a cleaning station atop a coral
  head, with others queued up like autos at a car wash.
  Nearby, I had spotted a giant trevally that appeared to
  have a distended jaw, until a cleaner wrasse swam out of
  one gill slit. At the Aquarium, hundreds of fearless footlong
  trevallys swam right up to my mask before gliding
  away. Later, I was entertained by two trumpetfish making
  beautiful music, with a couple of coronetfish sitting
  in. Ramil, our guide, used a magnifying glass to inspect
  a tiny chromodoris nudibranch, while six-foot-long whitetip
  reef sharks circled below. Ramil used an Etch-a-Sketch
  to identify critters in both English and Italian -- pretty
  impressive. Like most of my dives at Sipadan, we had
  ascended above 20 feet when the first diver reached 500
  psi. There, in bright
  sunlight, it almost
  hurt my eyes to
  gaze at neon-colored
  anthias and other
  brilliant reef fish
  darting among the
  hard and soft corals.
In 80-foot visibility, I had come across four mammoth
  green turtles lounging at a cleaning station atop a coral
  head, with others queued up like autos at a car wash.
  Nearby, I had spotted a giant trevally that appeared to
  have a distended jaw, until a cleaner wrasse swam out of
  one gill slit. At the Aquarium, hundreds of fearless footlong
  trevallys swam right up to my mask before gliding
  away. Later, I was entertained by two trumpetfish making
  beautiful music, with a couple of coronetfish sitting
  in. Ramil, our guide, used a magnifying glass to inspect
  a tiny chromodoris nudibranch, while six-foot-long whitetip
  reef sharks circled below. Ramil used an Etch-a-Sketch
  to identify critters in both English and Italian -- pretty
  impressive. Like most of my dives at Sipadan, we had
  ascended above 20 feet when the first diver reached 500
  psi. There, in bright
  sunlight, it almost
  hurt my eyes to
  gaze at neon-colored
  anthias and other
  brilliant reef fish
  darting among the
  hard and soft corals.
 I had come to
  the tiny island of
  Sipadan (pronounced
  Sih-PAH-dahn), off
  Borneo's northeast
  coast, after a week of touring jungle lodges in search of
  pygmy elephants, hornbills and orangutans.
  It had been a grand adventure,
  but for a diver, nothing to compare
  with the reefs of Sipadan. This legendary
  dive destination has a turbulent
  past. On Easter Sunday in 2000,
  Abu Sayyaf militants (affiliates of al
  Qaeda from the southern Philippines)
  invaded a dive resort there, taking
  several guests and staff members
  hostage. Most were released by
  September, after mediation by Libyan
  leader Muammar Gaddafi. The last
  escaped in June 2003. In 2004, the
  Malaysian government evicted all dive
  operations from the island, to safeguard
  Sipadan's pristine environment
  above and below the water. So today, divers stay on nearby islands and travel
  to Sipadan's reefs by boat. The main tourism island is Mabul, home to Sipadan
  Water Village (SWV) and a number of other dive resorts. The government permits
  only 120 divers a day to visit Sipadan, and some dive operators dispense the
  permits to guests through lotteries.
I had come to
  the tiny island of
  Sipadan (pronounced
  Sih-PAH-dahn), off
  Borneo's northeast
  coast, after a week of touring jungle lodges in search of
  pygmy elephants, hornbills and orangutans.
  It had been a grand adventure,
  but for a diver, nothing to compare
  with the reefs of Sipadan. This legendary
  dive destination has a turbulent
  past. On Easter Sunday in 2000,
  Abu Sayyaf militants (affiliates of al
  Qaeda from the southern Philippines)
  invaded a dive resort there, taking
  several guests and staff members
  hostage. Most were released by
  September, after mediation by Libyan
  leader Muammar Gaddafi. The last
  escaped in June 2003. In 2004, the
  Malaysian government evicted all dive
  operations from the island, to safeguard
  Sipadan's pristine environment
  above and below the water. So today, divers stay on nearby islands and travel
  to Sipadan's reefs by boat. The main tourism island is Mabul, home to Sipadan
  Water Village (SWV) and a number of other dive resorts. The government permits
  only 120 divers a day to visit Sipadan, and some dive operators dispense the
  permits to guests through lotteries.
SWV had been recommended by my travel agency, Reef & Rainforest, because
  it has the best record of scoring these limited permits. That opinion was
  borne out by Vickie Coker, owner of Travel Masters in Austin, TX, who told me,
  "The resort does the best job of coordinating permits and getting people to
  dive where they want to. They do not do a lottery system. They actually look
  at the demand and make the best decisions they can make, considering all the
  options." In fact, I got to Sipadan three out of four days of diving. Some
  others did even better. But I found that Mabul and nearby Kapalani have their
  own underwater attractions.
SWV is exquisitely designed, with chalets on piers stretching over a shallow,
  crystal-clear cove. After a week in the steamy rainforests, I was delighted
  to wash the sweat and DEET out of my clothes and enjoy my deck overlooking the
  Celebes Sea. SWV is bug-free, unlike the malaria zones I had just visited. (I
  heard they spray for insects, but I never noticed any evidence.) August temperatures
  were in the 90s, but it was a luxury to open my doors and windows at night
  to admit the cooler sea breezes. The piers radiate from a central complex that
  houses a bar, lobby and reception area. Nearby is the open-air dining terrace
  and a small "mini-mart" for trinkets and a few essentials.
 The dive center, at the end of one pier, is well organized, with lockers,
  rinse tanks and outdoor showers. After lunch on our first day, my buddy and I
  reported to the dive center for a complimentary checkout. Rather than schlep
  dive gear all over Borneo, we had decided to
  rent everything except our masks, snorkels
  and booties, and we wanted to get accustomed
  to their gear. Divemaster Wit fitted us
  out with new-looking 2-mil shorty wetsuits,
  Italian-made Scubapro T-Sport BCDs, plus MK2
  regulators, each with an octopus and metric
  pressure and depth gauges. He fitted us each
  with 12 kilograms of weight, which turned
  out to be way too much. He skipped a buoyancy
  test on the surface, instead instructing
  us to simply kneel on the sandy bottom
  and remove and replace our masks and second
  stages. Then he took us on a short exploration
  of part of the Mabul house reef known, somewhat grandiosely, as Paradise One. This was a classic muck dive, with more
  litter than critters on the otherwise featureless bottom. Wit used a pointer
  to show us macro specimens like a white-tipped anemonefish with eggs, a pipefish
  and a giant black frogfish. We also saw a sizable green turtle, a foot-long
  cuttlefish and plenty of yellow-striped snappers. The rental gear worked fine,
  except for a faulty buckle on one of my fins, which fortunately broke before
  I got in the water. Later, a strap broke on the same fin, confirming my bias
  against TUSAs despite their consistently high performance ratings.
The dive center, at the end of one pier, is well organized, with lockers,
  rinse tanks and outdoor showers. After lunch on our first day, my buddy and I
  reported to the dive center for a complimentary checkout. Rather than schlep
  dive gear all over Borneo, we had decided to
  rent everything except our masks, snorkels
  and booties, and we wanted to get accustomed
  to their gear. Divemaster Wit fitted us
  out with new-looking 2-mil shorty wetsuits,
  Italian-made Scubapro T-Sport BCDs, plus MK2
  regulators, each with an octopus and metric
  pressure and depth gauges. He fitted us each
  with 12 kilograms of weight, which turned
  out to be way too much. He skipped a buoyancy
  test on the surface, instead instructing
  us to simply kneel on the sandy bottom
  and remove and replace our masks and second
  stages. Then he took us on a short exploration
  of part of the Mabul house reef known, somewhat grandiosely, as Paradise One. This was a classic muck dive, with more
  litter than critters on the otherwise featureless bottom. Wit used a pointer
  to show us macro specimens like a white-tipped anemonefish with eggs, a pipefish
  and a giant black frogfish. We also saw a sizable green turtle, a foot-long
  cuttlefish and plenty of yellow-striped snappers. The rental gear worked fine,
  except for a faulty buckle on one of my fins, which fortunately broke before
  I got in the water. Later, a strap broke on the same fin, confirming my bias
  against TUSAs despite their consistently high performance ratings.
The next day's diving assignments were to be posted at 5 p.m. on large
  whiteboards. Six boats were scheduled for three-tank day dives, and all but one
  were going to Sipadan, including ours. No boat was carrying more than nine divers.
  SWV offers unlimited self-guided shore diving, including night dives, on the
  house reef. A guided night dive runs about $50 for one to three divers. Diving
  at SWV is a pretty relaxed affair. I'd stroll over to the dive center about 7
  a.m., help myself to a complimentary snack and board my assigned boat to find my
  BCD and regulator properly set up on an aluminum 80 tank, then we'd cast off for
  a smooth 30-minute ride to Sipadan. Upon arrival, we checked in with the authorities,
  then headed for our first dive about 8:30 a.m. Everything was pre-planned,
  so we were never in the water with divers from another boat.
On site, the divemaster and boatman helped me gear up, and the buddy pairs
  backrolled off the side in buddy pairs to wait on the surface until the group
  was together. Most dives were leisurely wall drifts. We were to stay above the
  guide, unless we saw something deeper to check out (a leopard shark once lured
  me down to 108 feet). Typically, my profiles were 60 to 75 feet for about 50
  minutes. The guide would eventually lead us all up the wall, where we could
  enjoy colorful safety stops, then surface to meet our boat, which had been
  trailing our bubbles. At the swim ladder, I held up each foot and the crew
  removed my fins, then I handed up my weight belt and slipped out of my tank,
  which they retrieved. Then we'd head back to the Sipadan jetty for a surface
  interval. Snacks were served under a pavilion on the grounds of the old Pulau
  Sipadan Resort, site of the Abu Sayyaf raid. After the second dive, a hot lunch
  was served, and I appreciated the bathroom and shower facilities in the compound.
While SWV is undeniably beautiful, the complex suffers from some Third World
  infrastructure problems. My bathroom plumbing leaked at first, and I never had
  hot water in my sink. Tap water was unpotable, so they supplied carafes of cool
  drinking water, which had to be replenished at the bar. My chalet also sported
  an array of non-working electrical switches. For most of my stay, my dive
  buddy and I were the only Yanks in the place, and while the European and Asian
  guests were cordial, people tended to stick together and converse in their native tongues. Despite the bar being the chief
  Wi-Fi hotspot, it was virtually empty
  every night -- and sparsely stocked.
  There was no wine by the glass, and the
  cheapest bottle, an Australian shiraz,
  was around $40. Fortunately, the local
  Tiger beer was an acceptable substitute.
  It would have had been more enjoyable if
  I had traveled with a group of friends,
  and we had brought our own refreshments
  to enjoy in our spacious, airy chalets.
 Except for breakfast, the buffetstyle
  meals were Asian cuisine, featuring
  unidentifiable, bony bits of meat,
  poultry or fish and stir-fried veggies.
  Salad makings were primarily lettuce,
  tomato and shredded cabbage, with a side
  of cole slaw. Desserts were dry cakes
  and/or fresh fruit. While the meals
  were tasty and nourishing, they quickly
  became routine and mediocre. However, there was a selection of a la carte fresh
  fish, starting around $22 per pound. On my last night, I discovered they also
  take special orders, as I watched a Chinese foursome enjoy a meal of lobster soup
  and a whole stonefish, the most venomous fish in the sea.
Except for breakfast, the buffetstyle
  meals were Asian cuisine, featuring
  unidentifiable, bony bits of meat,
  poultry or fish and stir-fried veggies.
  Salad makings were primarily lettuce,
  tomato and shredded cabbage, with a side
  of cole slaw. Desserts were dry cakes
  and/or fresh fruit. While the meals
  were tasty and nourishing, they quickly
  became routine and mediocre. However, there was a selection of a la carte fresh
  fish, starting around $22 per pound. On my last night, I discovered they also
  take special orders, as I watched a Chinese foursome enjoy a meal of lobster soup
  and a whole stonefish, the most venomous fish in the sea.
But the diving made up for these minor disappointments. At Turtle Cave, we
  made a penetration deep into the light zone, but to go farther and see the skeletons
  of turtles that had drowned inside, one has to be cave-certified and led by
  a cave diving instructor. On our second dive at Hanging Garden, shifty currents
  caused us to change the direction of our drift three times. Nevertheless, I was
  enchanted by the soft corals waving above us. The second time we dove Barracuda
  Point, we started out kicking upcurrent for 30 minutes, but were rewarded when
  a wall of 'cudas swept by, then performed a graceful circle dance for us. A
  school of trevallys accompanied us for a while, then handed us off to a batfish
  patrol. I also saw a grouper bigger than an NFL lineman resting on the bottom,
  and Sipadan's signature fish, a five-foot humphead wrasse. There were so many
  grey- and white-tip reef sharks, we got tired of pointing them out to each other.
  Ironically, I had my most dramatic sighting not at depth, but just below the deck
  of my chalet. Over morning coffee, I watched a 12-inch jellyfish being attacked
  by a longhorned cowfish. They disappeared under the pier, with the cowfish still
  pecking away at the defenseless jelly.
  SWV is all about the diving,
  with little else to do. The village
  on shore seemed impoverished,
  and I was advised to watch out
  for overzealous begging kids. I
  did visit the nearby Mabul Water
  Bungalows resort one afternoon. It
  was as beautiful as SWV, but just
  as dead.
I've seen more colorful hard
  and soft corals in Fiji and the
  Philippines, but what struck me
  at Sipadan was the profusion of
  life, from feather stars to fish. Although I didn't do any shore
  dives, I snorkeled over Paradise
  Two, another part of the house
  reef, which apparently has the best shore diving. The reef sloped further down than I could see in 45-foot
  visibility. A nice variety of coral outcroppings and soft corals punctuated the
  sandy slope. Banded sergeants and small black and white anemonefish flitted
  amongst staghorn and antler corals. A humphead bannerfish showed off his Jack
  Palance profile. The reef leads past the boat docks for two other resorts,
  Scuba Junkie and Borneo Divers, so I had to maneuver around the comings and
  goings of small craft.
The one day when I didn't get to Sipadan started with a muck dive off nearby
  Kapalani Island. It was raining when we descended on the "house reef," a bunch
  of man-made structures that sheltered exotic creatures like white leaffish and
  scorpionfish. Here, I saw my first lionfish of the trip, making me wonder if
  they hadn't all migrated to the Caribbean. Other highlights included a flamboyant
  cuttlefish hunting for prey, and an unattached blue- and white-striped remora
  desperately seeking a host. I moved back to Mabul for wall dives at both Young
  Lobster and Old Lobster, where the visibility exceeded 100 feet, making it a
  very acceptable substitute for the walls of Sipadan. Ramil spent 15 minutes finding
  a pygmy seahorse on a sea fan, and pointed out a rare clown frogfish and a
  primeval-lookingcrocodile fish lying on a ledge.
Ramil was always willing to listen to divers' requests, so because it was my
  birthday, I asked to see an orangutan crab. Sure enough, he produced two. They
  were less than an inch across, but under his magnifying glass, I could make out
  their oversize, hairy forearms, just like their arboreal counterparts. What a
  fitting end to a safari that started with orangutan encounters in the rainforest.
-- Larry Clinton
 Divers Compass: There are no distinct seasons in Borneo, as temperatures
  and humidity are both high year-round; the rainy season
  for the northeastern part of Sabah, Sipadan's state, is from
  November to March . . . I flew to Kota Kinabalu, Borneo's capital,
  from Hong Kong (other gateways include Singapore and Kuala
  Lumpur) and from there, Malaysia Airlines flies 737s across the
  island to Sandakan, where a boat takes you to Mabul . . . My
  package at Sipadan Water Village included six nights in a standard
  room, all meals, three boat dives a day, transfers and hotel
  taxes at $1,794 per person, double occupancy; a Sipadan entry fee, about $13 per
  person per day, is not included . . . The nearest recompression chamber is at
  Semporna, 40 minutes away from Mabul by boat; military helicopters do fly in and
  out of the village near SWV . . . The dive boats don't have facilities for photographers,
  so any equipment adjustments must be made on shore and during the
  surface intervals between each dive . . . Website: www.swvresort.com
Divers Compass: There are no distinct seasons in Borneo, as temperatures
  and humidity are both high year-round; the rainy season
  for the northeastern part of Sabah, Sipadan's state, is from
  November to March . . . I flew to Kota Kinabalu, Borneo's capital,
  from Hong Kong (other gateways include Singapore and Kuala
  Lumpur) and from there, Malaysia Airlines flies 737s across the
  island to Sandakan, where a boat takes you to Mabul . . . My
  package at Sipadan Water Village included six nights in a standard
  room, all meals, three boat dives a day, transfers and hotel
  taxes at $1,794 per person, double occupancy; a Sipadan entry fee, about $13 per
  person per day, is not included . . . The nearest recompression chamber is at
  Semporna, 40 minutes away from Mabul by boat; military helicopters do fly in and
  out of the village near SWV . . . The dive boats don't have facilities for photographers,
  so any equipment adjustments must be made on shore and during the
  surface intervals between each dive . . . Website: www.swvresort.com