Dear Fellow Diver:
The dinghy captain dropped me in the water in snorkel
  gear. For a moment, I didn't see a thing. Then emerging
  from the water, slightly murky from the ample plankton,
  I saw the whale shark swimming directly otward me, just
  10 feet below. Snorkeling faster and faster, I watched in
  amazement for at least five minutes as the largest fish
  species in the world swam languidly beneath me, the sun
  sparkling on its polka-dotted back. Slowly, it pulled
  ahead of me and disappeared into deeper water. Finally,
  after thousands of dives, I was no longer a whale shark
  virgin! This trip yielded two wonderful whale shark
  encounters, and I'm still smiling.
 There are two main reasons why the Maldives are
  on every diver's bucket list: the diving and the postcard
  perfection of the archipelago. Though not lush, the
  islands look like ads for "tropical islands," with snowy
  sand, swaying palms and crystalline waters. That the diving
  rocks is icing on a very beautiful cake. This curious
  nation, only a few feet above sea level, consists of more
  than 1,000 islands, of which only 200 are occupied by its
  319,000 inhabitants. It isn't the center of nowhere, but
  you can see it from there -- 430 miles southwest of Sri
  Lanka and 250 miles southwest of the tip of India. It's
  possibly the world's
  most Muslim country;
  locals brag
  that 100 percent of
  the population practice
  Islam. Their
  customs suggest how
  strong beliefs run
  -- not only can one
  not bring in liquor
  or porn, but dogs
  are also disallowed.
  So no pocket poodles
  or Chihuahuas to put under your airline seat. They're
  unclean, you see.
There are two main reasons why the Maldives are
  on every diver's bucket list: the diving and the postcard
  perfection of the archipelago. Though not lush, the
  islands look like ads for "tropical islands," with snowy
  sand, swaying palms and crystalline waters. That the diving
  rocks is icing on a very beautiful cake. This curious
  nation, only a few feet above sea level, consists of more
  than 1,000 islands, of which only 200 are occupied by its
  319,000 inhabitants. It isn't the center of nowhere, but
  you can see it from there -- 430 miles southwest of Sri
  Lanka and 250 miles southwest of the tip of India. It's
  possibly the world's
  most Muslim country;
  locals brag
  that 100 percent of
  the population practice
  Islam. Their
  customs suggest how
  strong beliefs run
  -- not only can one
  not bring in liquor
  or porn, but dogs
  are also disallowed.
  So no pocket poodles
  or Chihuahuas to put under your airline seat. They're
  unclean, you see.
M/V Carpe Diem, a liveaboard
  in the Blue O'Two fleet, plies a
  variety of routes in the Maldives.
  My itinerary cruised the atolls of
  North and South Male, North and
  South Ari, and Vaavu, and it featured
  a number of channel dives,
  with often powerful currents, low
  visibility and big animals. There
  were 19 divers on board, almost all
  from the U.K. This trip was all
  about diving and not so much about
  luxury. The boat was comfortable,
  and my suite was roomy and bright
  with big windows, though the beds were rock-hard. The regular staterooms were
  smaller but looked comfortable, and no one complained about lack of storage.
  Meals included plenty of veggies and protein but meats were tough, and sauces
  lacked spice. Tuna and sailfish caught from the stern of the boat while we were
  in passage provided the best repasts. A mug of delicious Lion, draught beer from
  Sri Lanka, was $3. Wines ranged from $24 to $35 a bottle, but they were also
  available by the glass, as were liquors.
I awoke every morning at 6:15, though one morning I climbed out of bed
  before dawn at 5:15 in order to go look for hammerheads. I had a banana with
  Nescafe (if you really like coffee, bring your own) and was in the water by 7
  a.m. We dived from an updated version of the traditional Maldivian dhoni, a tender
  that sported a powerful engine and massive membrane nitrox system that the
  engineer clearly considered his baby. Most dives, usually three per day (excepting
  the one night dive), went down to 100 feet and lasted about an hour, so
  nitrox was a necessity. Those few divers on air were severely restricted by
  their computers. They offered aluminum 80s and magnificent steel 100s. Since I
  wear a heavy wetsuit, I took advantage of the added weight of steel, though it
  meant returning with a lot of air after every dive.
 The tender was crowded with 19 divers, who were usually divided into four
  groups. Due to powerful currents, we were asked to stay with the guides, except
  for certain dives when buddy diving was okay. All divers were required to carry
  a surface signaling device on a reel. The boat will provide one, but currents
  are hairy enough that it makes sense to have your own device that you know and
  can use easily so you don't end up drifting off to India. The Maldivian guides
  spoke English decently, and at least one had a university education in marine
  science. Like the other Maldivians I met on the islands, they are polite, selfeffacing
  and somewhat shy. I had to lean forward to hear briefings and often
  reiterated what was said to my buddy, whose hearing has suffered from years of
  rock and roll.
The tender was crowded with 19 divers, who were usually divided into four
  groups. Due to powerful currents, we were asked to stay with the guides, except
  for certain dives when buddy diving was okay. All divers were required to carry
  a surface signaling device on a reel. The boat will provide one, but currents
  are hairy enough that it makes sense to have your own device that you know and
  can use easily so you don't end up drifting off to India. The Maldivian guides
  spoke English decently, and at least one had a university education in marine
  science. Like the other Maldivians I met on the islands, they are polite, selfeffacing
  and somewhat shy. I had to lean forward to hear briefings and often
  reiterated what was said to my buddy, whose hearing has suffered from years of
  rock and roll.
Most dives were channel dives, and the current ranged from moderate to
  impressively strong, like high-speed trains. The weather in January was dry
  and gorgeous, the water was filled with plankton and life (I have the jellyfish
  and siphonophore stings on my face to prove it), and visibility was usually
  low, but that meant big animals. At Rakeedhu, near South Ari, I saw a
  whale shark, a squadron of eagle rays, a manta, a leopard shark, two hawksbill
  turtles, tunas and gray reef, white-tip and black-tip sharks in numbers I had
  not seen outside of Cocos Island. Of course, not every dive was like this, but
  there were enough high-voltage encounters for me to become blasé when only half
  a dozen sharks appeared.
I delighted in the dives around South Ari Atoll. The teeming fish at sites
  like the Aquarium gave me hope that the oceans are not overfished yet. I hung
  on top of a pinnacle and watched clouds of silversides, sliced through by trevally, jacks and snappers. The wreck at Matchafushi Island was not so much
  interesting as a wreck but as a site of life, with clouds of fish like batfish,
  unicornfish and other piscavores hunting schools of silversides. A massive
  green frogfish, which I hope hasn't died of fright, was tormented by photographer
  after photographer. (I have a rant for another day about how digital
  photography has spawned environmentally insensitive divers, as cheap digital
  cameras allows anyone, no matter how lousy their buoyancy, to do it.)
Because the Maldives are so isolated, there are a few endemic species such
  as anemonefishes, or as Marty Snyderman says, the fish invented by Kodak. The
  black-bellied Maldivian anemonefish, with its handsome white vertical head-tobelly
  bar, live in the tentacles of glorious heteractus anemones, which invert
  as the day gets later to expose vivid undersides of pink, purple, and green. The
  Sebae, the Maldives' other anemonefish, is quite dark with white patches near
  the face and caudal fin, and has a pugnacious personality that made me glad that
  they are tiny.
My dive buddy discovered that some eels have acquired a taste for human
  flesh. From time to time, we had to gecko dive, hanging on to dead corals and
  holes in the reef in order to pull ourselves along in the ripping currents. My
  buddy stuck a few fingers in a hole already occupied by a blackface eel, which
  proceeded to chomp down on the offending digit and hunt the poor diver for the
  rest of his dive. Its teeth did break right through the gloves, but the eel only
  grazed some knuckles. Because eels don't floss, we made sure the wound stayed
  clean.
Between dives, I did a prodigious amount of napping on my unyielding mattress,
  suggesting I was truly tired, but sometimes I watched trashy DVDs on my
  suite's screen. In fact, the impressive amount of between-dives napping all over
  the boat suggested that though most divers were fit, the currents really take it
  out of you.
 The one dive that was a true waste of time was the pre-dawn search for hammerheads.
  We were in the water by 6 a.m. and spent 40 minutes in the deep blue,
  hoping to see the beasts, but instead, we watched little specks in the water. It
  was early, dark and boring, and I now know better than to go on a "maybe we'll
  see a hammerhead" dive. Ironically, I had seen a handsome scalloped hammerhead on
  a previous dive, along with a squadron of eagle rays, lots of other sharks and
  turtles. Maybe this was my fault for putting the idea of hammerheads in the dive
  guides' minds.
The one dive that was a true waste of time was the pre-dawn search for hammerheads.
  We were in the water by 6 a.m. and spent 40 minutes in the deep blue,
  hoping to see the beasts, but instead, we watched little specks in the water. It
  was early, dark and boring, and I now know better than to go on a "maybe we'll
  see a hammerhead" dive. Ironically, I had seen a handsome scalloped hammerhead on
  a previous dive, along with a squadron of eagle rays, lots of other sharks and
  turtles. Maybe this was my fault for putting the idea of hammerheads in the dive
  guides' minds.
The one night dive was both a highlight and a little terrifying. The boat
  ran a line 30 feet down to Mayaa Thila in the North Ari atoll, a pinnacle that
  comes alive at night with hundreds of hunting white-tip sharks, marble rays and
  big snappers. It also comes alive with ripping current. During my dive, at least
  five other liveaboards dumped their divers
  there, so I became disoriented by
  the lights and, despite my best efforts,
  could not find the line back to Carpe
  Diem. After half an hour of my fruitless
  searching, dive guide Ibu found me and
  my buddy among the seemingly zillions of
  divers there, and escorted us back to
  the correct line. Divers back on board
  were quite anxious and concerned about
  our late return, and it resulted in my
  buying a lot of Lion to repay those divers
  whose dinners I had held up while
  they fretted.
We enjoyed one evening ashore on a
  little island where the crew prepared a
  yummy barbecue. A walking tour of one small village in the South Ari atoll was interesting, but designed to get us into
  the souvenir shops. I found no impressive crafts, and prices were sky-high due to
  the isolation of the islands -- and the optimism of the vendors.
When the boat pulled into Male on the last afternoon to load up on supplies,
  I took a walking tour of the city to see its old mosque, with its minaret
  shaped like a lighthouse, and the produce and fish markets. Other than tourism,
  fishing is the Maldives' main source of income. With rising sea levels, and the
  Maldivians' protests about the lack of worldwide action on global warming, it's
  not hard to imagine that this nation will be covered by seawater at the end of
  the 21st century.
After the liveaboard part of my trip concluded, I booked two nights at
  the Bandos Island Resort before taking my return flight back via Qatar. I did
  two more dives but had become so spoiled by the diving in the outer islands
  that they seemed dull, although a green turtle the size of a VW Beetle finned
  past me. But it was nice to sleep in a better bed and get a massage. The food
  was okay, but resorts in the Maldives are impressively expensive, and I chose
  Bandos in part for its relatively reasonable price. The clientele was lots
  of Japanese, tons of Russians, folks from various parts of the former Soviet
  Union, plenty of Brits, and lots of families taking advantage of the kids club.
  My Jacuzzi villa was a hoot, shaped like a tiki-inspired beehive with a fabulous
  outdoor bathroom. Next time, I'll decompress at one of the remote resorts
  in the south atolls.
-- A.E.L.
 Divers Compass: Flights to Male are long and generally involve
  plane changes in Europe if you're flying east, or Asia if you
  leave from the western U.S., so it's worth it to spend those
  frequent-flier miles for an upgraded seat; visas are easily
  issued on arrival for no fee . . . Blue O'Two got me a good
  price on airfare and the post-liveaboard hotel booking, and
  other divers said they had booked flights through them as well
  . . . Depending on the season and the cabin, seven-day trips
  range from $1,500 to $2,300 per person, double occupancy, and
  10-day trips range from $2,200 to $3,300; the tariff I paid was higher than
  most because I paid in U.S. dollars converted into British pounds (something
  to bear in mind if you book with Blue O'Two or another U.K. company), but as
  a returning client, I got 5 percent off the price for both me and my buddy .
  . . . Bandos Island is around $500 per night, double occupancy, with breakfast
  included; it's $40 for house reef dives and $50 for boat dives . . .
  Unless you are traveling with hungry teens, don't get the full plan because
  the food is all steam-table food; the a-la-carte food was best at The Harbour
  restaurant . . . Websites: Carpe Diem - www.blueotwo.com ; Bandos Island
  Resort - www.bandosmaldives.com
Divers Compass: Flights to Male are long and generally involve
  plane changes in Europe if you're flying east, or Asia if you
  leave from the western U.S., so it's worth it to spend those
  frequent-flier miles for an upgraded seat; visas are easily
  issued on arrival for no fee . . . Blue O'Two got me a good
  price on airfare and the post-liveaboard hotel booking, and
  other divers said they had booked flights through them as well
  . . . Depending on the season and the cabin, seven-day trips
  range from $1,500 to $2,300 per person, double occupancy, and
  10-day trips range from $2,200 to $3,300; the tariff I paid was higher than
  most because I paid in U.S. dollars converted into British pounds (something
  to bear in mind if you book with Blue O'Two or another U.K. company), but as
  a returning client, I got 5 percent off the price for both me and my buddy .
  . . . Bandos Island is around $500 per night, double occupancy, with breakfast
  included; it's $40 for house reef dives and $50 for boat dives . . .
  Unless you are traveling with hungry teens, don't get the full plan because
  the food is all steam-table food; the a-la-carte food was best at The Harbour
  restaurant . . . Websites: Carpe Diem - www.blueotwo.com ; Bandos Island
  Resort - www.bandosmaldives.com