GOING FOR THE GOLD. Divers
might have a little more interest in
the summer Olympics in forthcoming
years. In the year 2000 Australian
Summer Olympics, the
traditional torch relay will include
an underwater route along the
Great Barrier Reef. Organizers
don’t say how it will be done, only
that it will be. Fin swimming is
proposed for the Athens Olympics
in 2004, but don’t expect the
speedy Force Fin to score a marketing
coup. Fin swimmers stick both
feet in a single rubber-and-fiberglass
“mono fin” up to 32 inches wide,
clasp their hands together in front,
and propel through the water with
undulating thrusts. World-class fin
swimmers, some using snorkels,
can move about 30 percent faster
than their conventional counterparts.
If you can’t wait for the
Olympics to compete, consider the
World Bog Snorkeling Championship
coming up this August 30 in
Wales. The record for the mucksoup,
120-yard course is 1:44. We
wouldn’t expect Force Fins to
score well here, either.
WE WANT MORE GOLD. In the last
  issue, we reported that a week after
  the Royal Caribbean Cruise line
  gave $500,000 to conservation
  organizations, it was fined $8
  million for dumping at sea in what
  we speculated was sort of a coveryour-
  butt move. As we went to
  press, we learned that they’d
  declared a quarterly dividend of
  nine cents per share, quite a
  bundle given the 161 million
  shares outstanding. A week later a
  Royal Caribbean cruise liner ran
  aground and destroyed a reef off
  St. Martin. Note to Royal Caribbean
  Cruise Line: how about at
  least doubling last year’s pittance to
  environmental groups?  
GOLD LOST, FOUND, REPLACED. The
  irrepressible Mel Fisher, the former
  owner of Mel’s Aqua Shop in
  Redondo Beach CA who discovered
  millions in gold and treasure off
  the Florida coast in 1986, died in
  December from cancer. After
  searching fifteen years, he and his
  crew discovered the bulk of the
  treasure of the Spanish galleon
  Nuestra Senora de Atocha, which sunk
  in a hurricane in 1622 with its
  cargo of $400 million in gold,
  silver, and gems. The affable Fisher
  became one of Key West’s most
  famous residents, greeting customers
  in his store and carousing till
  the very end. While he made
  hundreds of his investors wealthy
  with his discovery, in November his company pleaded no contest to
charges of selling fake coins and agreed
to reimburse the buyers $70,000.
DISCOURAGING TALE OF ALUMINUM. A
  Luxfer aluminum tank exploded
  while being filled in New Zealand in
  early November, severing a man’s leg
  above the knee. The government
  banned the filling of the tanks for
  several days until a Luxfer engineer
  flew to New Zealand to check on the
  problem. After review, the government
  decided Luxfer cylinders could
  be used, but noted that owners
  should have them checked regularly
  and be especially alert for leaks or
  weaknesses near the necks.  
BOAT IGUANAS. Ever wonder how
  those Caribbean islands initially got
  their critter population? Hurricane
  Luis, which roared through in 1995,
  gave us some hard evidence. Anguilla
  was iguana-free until 1995, when 15
  arrived on a raft of matted trees. Luis
  blew down a hillside on Guadeloupe,
  300 kilometers away, washing a colony
  of 15 iguanas into the water. Anguilla
  residents saw the critters clamor
  ashore. Scientists followed their
  survival, and Nature reports that at
  least one remains alive today.  
LOBSTERS ON A TREADMILL. Wouldn’t
  you think that the faster a lobster
  walks the faster his little heart beats?
  Researchers at the University of
  Calgary in Alberta thought so, too,
  but were nonplused after putting
  several crustaceans through their
  paces from a gentle stroll at 1.7
  meters per minute to a brisk 8 meterper-
  minute stride. In the August 25
  Journal of Experimental Biology, the
  lobstermeisters said, “When the
  exercise started, lobster heart rates
  jumped almost instantaneously, but
  the size of the increase seemed to
  have nothing to do with exercise
  speed. During treadmill sessions,
  lobster hearts thumped at 80 to 90
  beats per minute at all walking speeds
  tested. Ventilating, an underwater
  equivalent of breathing, reached 175 to
  180 times per minute regardless of the
  lobster’s speed.... The reason for this
  phenomenon remains unexplained.”  
Our apologies to reader and correspondent
  Beverly Tisnower, whose
  name we got wrong in the last issue.
  We’ve seen so many good reports
  from Beverly that we should have
  known better.